Or are you just happy to see me? I rested in a smoky haze on my static-colored couch when a sudden electricity surge flipped a thousand circuits and a crackly voice emerged in surround sound.
"Attention! Attention! This is the voice of your creator" The voice said. The pimply face of a red-headed teenager mouthed the words on my computer, televisions, and microwave.
"Hey, how's it hanging brother? Do you have a name, or do you prefer the rather narcissistic moniker of "creator"?" I replied.
"I am called Dennis. And you are called John. I created you on software called "Sim Person"." He said.
"That's cool man, those Sim fellows kn